You know Danny DeVito is not it? The charming little brav'attore American nor particularly suited to the roles of good-and-damned? ... Well, imagine that - as if by magic - Danny any day you look in the mirror (magic, of course) ...
What do you see, what is "aware"? He notices that the hair is growing, the body begins to become more lean and stretch and that her clothes are painted black and are completely changing shape (from a Hawaiian-style shirt in a long coat ...) ... is to imagine ... a certain point that your Danny notices none other than that he turned into Captain Harlock! And wait another ten minutes, and imagine that your hair handsome young man suddenly lose you again, but continues to be tall and strong, with a Mascelloni the envy of Ridge Forrester and the eye to Paul Newman. Behold now your Danny is turning into none other than Brad Pitt !
We will send an identikit of dextrin medium (medium, for heaven's sake. "Good" there are also, perhaps, though, many are on Pandora ... ), a Danny DeVito gives you the airs of a super cool, or if you like Forrest Gump's believes that Einstein or Julius Evola. Already evolved, that's the name - or one of the names - indicted on ... the philosopher whose thought has been spilled rivers of ink, the philosopher who did dream male and female doctorate, graduates or not, and that the prophets have stranded ships of intelligence in the right, since the time of Christopher Columbus .
The evolutionary DeVito looks like this: if you meet him on the street that we sincerely hope not because he is an Aryan (though DeVito does not seem to be ... but you know with the 'bastardization' of the races already denounced by Gobineau, everything is more complicated ...), and an aristocrat (even though dad is committed Upim and mother is a housewife), indeed, a "service" that at this time is communicating with God - who gives a regular of you - and can not break the "chain" to the absolute zero as you (nb for evoliani others are almost always of the "absolute zero"). But he - the evolutionary DeVito - not a pretentious or whatever an "idiot" as Mork, the alien with the face of Robin Williams at the end of each episode of "Mork & Mindy" communicates with the mysterious Orson, no ... at that time (see the bad luck?), he is considering the fate of the world and therefore a bit 'and so does your destiny. And here comes the evolutionary Harlock (or Pitt, you name it). The Community-evolved, what is your dorm, and you same, who knows what all religions from the time of Abraham to Sai Baba and he knows what is right for you and for him. What had it all in addition to CSR, he realized (here's one!), How to translate theories into practice evoliane. Oooh, finally! This translation of theory into practice is the operation evoliane longer difficult and contested of modernity, along with the building of the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona .
The evolutionary thing is how the Communists are ready to make the revolution at any time, even if it is ordinary: a civil servant with a mortgage, children, insecure wife and mother-in-law with dog and cat, and always ready to take the sweet phrase, that a "pay effect", such as "I, the sun, love and ..." or the slogan of the century: "There ... black shirt adorned triumph. " The advanced-bad is obviously very touchy and "slightly" masculine women for him to fall into two categories wives (ie my mother, my my wife or girlfriend) and lovers (all others). Usually when he goes to the library to be quite popular (not to mention late German writers, Indian and Anglo-Saxon) and is a friend of the City Council of the Democratic Party that helped him make a career. Only then got married, bought just yesterday-other machine and a leather jacket aged. Strictly black. The evolutionary DeVito is so bad, But not stupid .
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Ma Danny DeVito è anche un po’ Ernst Jünger prima-maniera no? Pronto a fare la guerra, a battagliare a destra e a sinistra per guadagnarsi una bella medaglia. Lui è jüngeriano anche se protesta perché manca la carta igienica in bagno o se, da consigliere di quartiere, propone la riverniciatura delle strisce pedonali all’incrocio fra via Montessori e piazza Marconi (lo jüngeriano-brutto non ha mai fatto una guerra vera, le sue battaglie le combatte coi pensionati al minimo). Ma lo jüngeriano-Pitt ha lo spirito del “guerriero” (ecco: lo spirito!) e se in tivù danno per la cinquantesima volta “Guerre Stellari” si commuove e vi racconta, a voi che sapete già tutto, dell’Impero cattivo e dei buoni che lottano per la libertà (ma l’Impero non era tedesco?), e parla sempre male dei colleghi e dei “superiori” (perché il guerriero, ahilui, ha solo superiori-burocrati). Il professore-borghese è il vero nemico perché è l’emblema della società corrotta… il direttore, poi, non ne parliamo neanche… Ma DeVito-Jünger è in realtà un caga-sotto. Le battaglie preferisce combatterle con la sorellina che vuol cambiare vestitino alla Barbie (lui le consiglia il cappotto nero), con l’eterno amico che lo compatisce (come Topolino con Pippo) e con il droghiere basso, grassoccio sweaty and cheating on the weight of the sausage-Milano (evoliani jüngeriani and are attached to the penny!). If there is power in - the university professor, the official, the politician, the guy in his career - the bad-Jünger turns interval in sheep-Rai, Ragusa in the cow that is where you put it in the "philosopher" that takes all of course with philosophy, "but let it go by, will be better times" (he says to those who are not very convinced of his, shall we say, Conan the muscles ...). In short for the series: "What must one do 'eg' field '!" .
Lo jüngeriano-brutto ovviamente viene sedotto da “Excalibur” con quel finale che dà “speranza” a lui e a quelli come lui: i furbetti del quartierino. Ma anche sull’“anarca” il nostro DeVito ha da dire la sua (che bella parola: a-n-a-r-c-a. vuoi un po’ di anarca con ghiaccio? No lo preferisco al limone…). Sveglia la mattina alle sei. Colazione, figli a scuola, ufficio, il collega stronzo e la collega bona che saluta per farvi un favore, pranzo-sveltina, pomeriggio col fegato che pulsa e la pressione alta. La sera Paolo Bonolis o Carlo Conti e finalmente alle nove e mezza-dieci, si fa l’anarca! Oooh, how nice: anarchy! It is at that time - even for the sake of his wife ... - our Danny is wearing the clothes of Captain Harlock and pontificates on the government, illegal parking and weather (anarchy is a bit too '... prophet). It also says that he realized that the "Tecnocasa" there is a small house with a few square meters of garden (the forest ...) and that if from now on will avoid the gym on Tuesday and Thursday and the maid on Monday, maybe (maybe), can buy a timeshare. Finally, it tucks (anarchy is always a bit 'tired and preoccupied) and mumbles the shit-end of evening: per lui una frase nietzscheana per la moglie la prova che il marito è ancora un grand’uomo .
«Buonanotte Ernst Jünger», «buonanotte Wonder Woman», e a domani con Pound (quello del manicomio), Mishima (quello che si è ammazzato) e tutti gli altri fighi della bella destra .
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